We've moved

T4td has now moved to its new home at t42day.co.uk

So stop hanging around here and go there now.

South Park Mac vs. PC

Suspended

The service from T4td has been temporarily suspended whilst we face an aggressive takeover bid from a party of elderly English professors who are hell bent on spending their retirement in reeking havoc on all the people who didn't buy their academically respected but largely ignored work on the obscure poets of the lower mezzanine era, i.e. the entire human civilisation, which they hope to bring to its knees through the medium of the internet.

We thank you for your custom and your patience at this difficult time.

Posting will resume once we have amassed a suitably large number of comments, because it's our ball and anyway, we've got to go in for our tea.

Sincerely,
T4td.
We're not behind you just now.

Please spare a moment to comment on this post. Lives depend on it.
T4td.

Almost Topical Tuesday

The latest T4td Sale - large quantity of charcoal - suitable for that Summer barbecue.

Made from high quality oak.

Previously known as the Cutty Sark.

Relive your maritime heritage whilst burning your sausages.

And for that perfect party venue, why not hire the mother of all gazebo's, previously known as the Millennium Dome. For an extra fee, we'll even paint the roof in green stripes.

And for our trans-Atlantic readers, who may not have understood a word of this, here is some music whilst you wait for a cutting remark about how stupid George Bush is.
Thank you for travelling with T4td.

Sincerely,
T4td
Fastening your seatbelt.

You'll Never Get Out of it Alive

Previous signs you take life way too seriously (it's a link - just click it).

Chapter 2 - Family.

10.

You and your partner have decided to have separate relationship counsellors.

More Yngooia next Monday.
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Sincerely,
T4td
Keep us in mind.

Oh, and another thing - if you enjoy T4td, please tell your friends and we'll send you a nice biscuit - not a custard cream or a rich tea - but a really, really good biscuit, individually wrapped in gold paper and which we were actually saving in case someone really extra especially nice came round but they never did and now we've forgotten how long it's been there but don't worry because it isn't past its sell-by date and anyway, this is one of the things that makes us British.
T4td.

Celebrity Friday - Lara Croft Arrested

Lara Croft arrested in the UK by those fun guys we call the British Police. Follow this link to watch the full story on the BBC website.

A post as short as possible.

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