The needs of the many
Many are called, but very few actually buy double-glazing over the phone.
Thought-provoking isn't it? Well stop that right now. We do the thinking from now on. Any attempts at original thought on your part, which are initiated by a thought on our part, automatically become the intellectual property of the party of the first part - that's us.
Of course, you would've known all that if you'd bothered to read the terms and conditions before you signed up. And yes, technically, we did show you all 432 pages of them. They were clearly displayed for at least 1/100 of a second. It's not our fault you're a slow reader.
As ever, it's been a pleasure.
Sincerely,
T4TD Corp.
We're watching.
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