Celebrity Friday

Today, Celebrity Friday is unwell.

In other words, it's in rehab.

Unfortunately, CF became addicted to aphorisms. It's condition worsened until it finally collapsed into a messy cliche, muttering something about rumours of its demise.

We wish CF well in its efforts to recover, and would like to remind it that any attempt at claiming an allowance for its dizzyingly expensive rehab treatment will be met with a visit from our Extreme Accounting Dept. and their hungry polecats.

Sincerely,
T4td
We're behind you.