Your free welcome gift

Here at T4TD we are very big-hearted. Indeed, our last managing director had a particularly large heart, which we witnessed last Christmas - there was even some left over for the next day. He really shouldn't have stolen those paperclips. That just shows you the kind of people we are. So no naughty changing addresses, leaving the country or faking your own death - we've seen it all before and we always, always persecute (and no, that wasn't a typo).


So, to get us into the swing of things, here are a few free punctuation marks for your personal use:...,,,;;;(())

We hope you enjoy using them, perhaps to entertain your friends or to delight your family - so long as you remain a paying customer of course, because if you unsubscribe from our services...well, let's just say, your Christmas card list won't be so long.

That's all for now, but don't worry, our next post will actually include a T4TD Corp. 'thought'.

There's something to look forward to.

Sincerely,
T4TD Corp.