Almost Topical Tuesday

Please be advised that whilst you are reading this edifying blog, your computer is increasing you carbon footprint. In order to offset this, we request that readers hold their breath for as long as possible.

If you are the kind of person who spends most of their day on a computer, then please take care not to fall into a coma because of the real risk that your family members may not notice.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
T4td Corp.
Carbon neutral - we only use our own nuclear reactor, which although it leaks a little, is perfectly safe, so we'd better not get any more complaints from that dratted nursery school again.