Thought 4 the day

Monday, 5 March 2007

If you could...

As part of today's thought, T4td Corp would like to throw our readers a challenge.

It's this:

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

We do realise that this is wandering perilously close to Yahoo Answers territory - heaven forfend. So we don't necessarily need you to tell us the answer. In fact, we're not sure that we even care. What we suggest is that you order our new service...

T4td Corp. proudly presents...

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An illustration:
Say you're overweight - we said say it.
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Ransom video available at extra charge.

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