You'll Never Get Out of it Alive

Sure signs you take life way too seriously.

Chapter 2 - Family.

3.

You keep a record of the days you have sex, along with a note of the position and duration.
Unfortunately, your partner made you take the wall planner down because the drawing pins were marking the lounge wallpaper.

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