You'll Never Get Out of it Alive

Signs you take life way too seriously.

Chapter 2 - Family

4.

You call regular 'Family Conferences' to discuss vital issues, such as the correct use of the soap dish and... well, to be honest, it's just the soap dish. You are the only one who turns up to these meetings. You are certain of this because you've checked the minutes.

Come back for more Yngooia next Monday.
And don't forget Almost Topical Tuesday tomorrow.

Sincerely,
T4td.
We're here so you don't have to be.