Blogistics
If all the people who wrote blogs were laid end to end,
they'd probably be quite distressed.
'No!' they'd scream, 'If we could tolerate human contact we wouldn't spend all our time in specially sealed rooms.'
Well so what? We at T4td Corp. say, go for it. Drag those bloggers, kicking, screaming and foaming at the mouth, out from their cocoons and damn well lay them end to end. We could even arrange them into an attractive pattern, call it art, get a grant and win a prize. It's worth a try. And we have nothing to lose except the dignity, and possibly the sanity, of a few tortured souls.
So if you're a blogger, and you've just heard someone knocking on the door - that's us.
Sincerely,
T4td Corp.
Tapping progress on the shoulder and saying, 'Get the hell out of the way."
ps.
Don't forget - come back tomorrow for Celebrity Friday (unless you've lost your mind in a horrific end-to-end-art disaster).
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