Proverbial Nonsense

How pleasant to do nothing,
and then rest a while.
Spanish Proverb

Now, we know what you're thinking - not least because of the brain implant we popped into your cerebral cortex when you were asleep last night. Sorry if that itches by the way. And sorry if your nose is a bit runny - we have to get in somewhere. And sorry if you're experiencing blinding headaches, intensely colourful hallucinations, night terrors, and vivid flashbacks to strange encounters with men in white suits. Oh, and the intercranial bleeding and/or sudden death. These side-effects are all part of the intense experience that is T4td Corp's new Internal Tracking products (or IT (TM) for short). Don't worry, it will be worth it - for us anyway.

Where were we? Ah yes. You were thinking that we were indulging in cheap racial stereotyping and suggesting that our Spanish friends are less than industrious. Actually - no. We just don't do that sort of thing because it just isn't British. How dare you even suggest it? The very idea makes me so emotional that my moustache almost quivered. Good day to you sir!

Sincerely,
T4td Corp.
Daring you to try something.

ps.
Also, we'd like to say sorry if you're running a temperature and generally feeling lousy. That's nothing to do with us - you've just got the flu.