God

Today's thought comes from a Mr. Allen, who apparently lives in the US.

Not only is there no god, but try finding a plumber at the weekend.

T4td Corp would like to take this opportunity of indemnifying itself against all possible claims of political uncorrectness, heresy, and plagiarism. If any of our readers are of a religious persuasion, then we hope that we haven't offended you. If we have, and you would like to send us death threats, or promises of torture, eternal damnation and horrible suffering, then think again.

Whatever you may believe, when it comes to getting our own way, we wrote the book.

We are a corporation, and quite frankly, we rock.

Of course, if we have misrepresented Mr. Allen in any way, we really are very sorry and we'll do an appropriate penance, which will probably involve watching Annie Hall a dozen times and then reciting the 'I shot a moose' monologue from memory.

May you go in peace, and on a regular basis without need of laxatives.

Sincerely,
T4td Corp.
One step closer to you.

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