Celebrity Friday

It's Celebrity Friday time again.

And wow, we've got a really amaz...

Hello.

There's no-one here.

They've all gone out to lunch.

And that was more than eight hours ago.

Management eh?

They turn up late, they don't do any work when they get here, then they take the afternoon off.

Not like me. I'm only a cleaner. I'm lucky if I get five minutes peace and a round of cheese and pickle.


And I reckon I'm cleverer than the lot of them put together. They just had the lucky breaks, the rich mummies and daddies, the private schools, the regular meals.

And here's me on minimum wage. Well I reckon there's nothing to this though t for the day lark. Here's mine:

When men speak ill of thee, live so that nobody will believe them.

Plato

And they said that doctorate in philosophy would never come in useful.

Sincerely,
Arnold
The cleaner at T4td.