You'll Never Get Out of it Alive

Signs you take life way too seriously.

Chapter 2 - Family.

5.

You have drawn up a colour-coded rota for the bathroom and you refuse to use it at any other time.

Now, whenever you see your colour (red) you get the uncontrollable urge to urinate - which has led to some testing times when stuck at traffic lights.

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Sincerely,
T4td
We're all in it together, which is why there isn't much room.